A study on beer was done recently. 100 men were each fed 6 pints of
beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men:

Gained Weight
Talked excessively without making sense
Became overly emotional
Couldn't drive
Failed to think rationally
Argued over nothing
Had to sit down while urinating
Showed no interest in sex
Refused to apologize when wrong

The conclusion: Beer turns men into women!