Tell me that this is a joke please! I have never before heard of " auto-brewery syndrome," a condition where your stomach ferments what you eat, turning it into alcohol, so that you are permanently drunk. It's just incredible!
I looked this up on Snopes and found no reference to it. Reading the article, it seems very legitimate but very rare. All I can say is "Wow, what a way to spend the day." Think of all the money you would save on buying beer.